“It wasn’t radioactive,” the doctor said. “It was a Brown Recluse spider.”
“Fuck that.” I said. “My spidey sense is tingling!”
“That’s nerve damage.” he said
”I think you should make like a tree and just stand there while I go get my chainsaw.”
-A Softer World = Beauty
Definitely one of my favorites.
Go read this web comic. (I suggest you go back and start at the beginning.)
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
I love you baby, and you love me too.
Or you certainly will
If that stockholm syndrome thing is true!