Fuck that, my spidey sense is tingling!
“It wasn’t radioactive,” the doctor said. “It was a Brown Recluse spider.”
“Fuck that.” I said. “My spidey sense is tingling!”
“That’s nerve damage.” he said
I’d like to axe you a few questions.
”I think you should make like a tree and just stand there while I go get my chainsaw.”
-A Softer World = Beauty
Definitely one of my favorites.
I’ve been reading The Punchline Is Machismo, looking for a good one to post, and I think I’ve found it.
Hey. Anyone with any sense of humor,
Go read this web comic. (I suggest you go back and start at the beginning.)
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
I brought some marshmallows. Let’s burn this world down.
If you’re not part of the solution, you probably think I’m nuts.
“Since my orgasm I forget faces, and confuse words, but I can head injury now so, fifty-fifty?”
“Thirty-seventy, really.”
