Fuck that, my spidey sense is tingling!

sinkinlikestones:

“It wasn’t radioactive,” the doctor said. “It was a Brown Recluse spider.”
“Fuck that.” I said. “My spidey sense is tingling!”
“That’s nerve damage.” he said


I’d like to axe you a few questions.

sinkinlikestones:

 ”I think you should make like a tree and just stand there while I go get my chainsaw.”

-A Softer World = Beauty

Definitely one of my favorites.

(true dreams)
This is a little bit how I feel right now.

(true dreams)

This is a little bit how I feel right now.

Maybe next year is the year.
Maybe last year.

Maybe next year is the year.

Maybe last year.

I’ve been reading The Punchline Is Machismo, looking for a good one to post, and I think I’ve found it.

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

Hey. Anyone with any sense of humor,

Go read this web comic. (I suggest you go back and start at the beginning.)

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/

Yes!

Yes!

I brought some marshmallows. Let’s burn this world down.

sinkinlikestones:

If you’re not part of the solution, you probably think I’m nuts.

<3

"Since my orgasm I forget faces, and confuse words, but I can head injury now so, fifty-fifty?"

"Thirty-seventy, really."

-asofterworld

We all float down here.

Am I the only A Softer World fan who ever made this connection??

We all float down here.

Am I the only A Softer World fan who ever made this connection??

Roses are red, and violets are blue!

I love you baby, and you love me too.

Or you certainly will

If that stockholm syndrome thing is true!

I am going to die alone, aren’t I, yeasty teats?

Oh please don’t leave me, Sugar Vag.

I can think of better pet names, if that’s the problem.