Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep ...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.

"So I found out Robert Downey Jr’s wife is pregnant. And I got sad."

"Why"
"Because I’m not pregnant with his child. I’m not her."

Robert Downey Jr the voice of a car commercial?

Or are my ears just whack?

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep ...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.