The kind of people that contact my stepmom on Match make me kind of terrified to ever be middle aged and single.

Please, let me be settled down, if not married, by the time I’m 30.

The friend zone is right here, baby.
-asw

The friend zone is right here, baby.

-asw

From a book of love letters you were never meant to see.

From a book of love letters you were never meant to see.

So true.

So true.