I don’t remember if I ever posted this but I drew it for Travis a while back and just found the picture on my phone.
I get really irritated when I hear people say things like “oh, it was a good movie but the love story was dumb, it ruined the action” or similar bullshit to hating on love.
So what if an action movie or a thriller involves a love story. Love is possibly the most rewarding aspect of living, and if you disagree you’ll probably die alone and you’ll deserve it.
Anyways, House of Leaves just put my own thoughts into wonderfully better words:
"…if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach; if you’ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you’ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into."
I adore this.
So I farted… and Travis shouts “eeeewwwww” (not to mention that he farts long and loud and all the time) then gets up and slowly and methodically turns off every light, including the tv. So I ask, “wtf why did you just do that?” He says “because you hate the dark.” So I turn them all back on and he grabs his jacket to go outside to smoke but he also picks up my jacket, looks straight at me, and throws it across the room behind him. Then as he’s walking toward the stairs he picks up random things as he passes them and drops them on the floor. Finally when he gets to the stairs he turns around and farts and then leaves…
Then he sends me a text, from outside: “My most disgusting farts don’t hold a candle to yours…. thankfully… or the apartment would explode. ;P “
And now, he just came out of the bathroom and said “I just left the toilet seat up” and did a little what-are-you-gonna-do-about-it dance.
And now for the conclusion of this little tale: about halfway through typing this I look over at him and he’s sitting on our bed playing his 3DS with my bra on his head.
Same Love, Macklemore. my feels.
I don’t care if you like Macklemore or not. This song is nothing like Thrift Shop.
Listen to it. Unless your anti-gay then just fuck you.
Have I talked about how much HATRED i have for all this ‘new style’ tank girl comics being chugged out lately?
Just stop. Stop sexualizing my patron saint. Stop making her into some piece of marketable trash. These revivals are TERRIBLE. The new comics are so shit I can smell them from a mile away. The writing it shite, the story lines are shite and in the Rufus Daylo ones there no Sub girl she has been turned into a insipid idiot called BOAT girl. AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME?!
I dare you to google ‘Tank Girl’ all the fan art is of this teeny tiny girl wearing practically nothing. Have you even SEEN the original drawing that the comic was born from? Tanky is THICK and BUTCH as fuck! AND FULLY CLOTHED!!!! You can’t even fucking find a picture of it on the internet there is so much bullshit.
i know i say i hate everything, but i really really do…
WAIT WAIT WAIT. While I agree that the renditions the “popular culture” (i.e. most cosplay/halloween costumes) are quite off, I wouldn’t say that bout Rufus Dayglo’s, I also have to say: If you’re talking about the original, the one Jamie Hewlett created when he was in college, SHE’S HALF NAKED HALF THE TIME. And she is in no way thick. Sometimes she looks grungey and butch, at one point she even wears a dress, half the time she’s not wearing a top at all, or she has suspenders attached to her underwear and she’s wearing nothing else.
What the hell “original” Tank Girl are you talking about?
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last…