I had to reblog this for…reasons. Yes. Let’s go with that.
Best metal dad.d
So cute. ; w;
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
Last time I checked masturbating on your lunch break in the women’s bathroom at the office and reading an erotica novel while lonesomely crying doesn’t make you pregnant. I could be wrong though, I slept through most of high school biology.
Lol, what an angry Mandril.
Reblogging for the bottom picture only.
Also, isn’t prom usually around May?
Oh man…oh man…this is perfect.
This year for Halloween I’m being Tank Girl, next year I’ll be Monk, but the year after that… I’m being a wearwolf.
I found a movie called “Ten Inch Hero” and Jensen Ackles is in it and he looks like this.
And he’s fucking beautiful and I love him.
Seriously, my summer school professor. Gives me nothing but positive feedback, uses very encouraging words, 45/50 points, sometimes 47/50.
“It wasn’t radioactive,” the doctor said. “It was a Brown Recluse spider.”
“Fuck that.” I said. “My spidey sense is tingling!”
“That’s nerve damage.” he said