Me: did you stick your finger in this to see if this was hot enough?
Trav: I don't stick my finger in things.
Me: ummmmm.
Trav:
Me:
Trav: I don't stick my finger in things I eat.
Me: ummmmmmmm.
Trav:
Me:
Trav:
Me:
Trav: YOUR VAGINA IS NOT FOOD!
Me: ummmmmmmmmmm.
Trav: *pissed*
Ladies and gentlemen, meet my boyfriend.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet my boyfriend.

livinginafickleforest:

It’s actually kind of nice when you don’t want to do anything and have no money at the same time.

My sister, the philosopher. <3

Appreciate.

Appreciate.

totalfilm:


The A-Z of Quentin Tarantino
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………………….

samnobi:

choopacabra:

metal-confessions:

I had to reblog this for…reasons. Yes. Let’s go with that. 

Best metal dad.d

So cute. ; w;

forthedeafandthemute:

sinkinlikestones:

sexygreencardigan:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

GROSS

Last time I checked masturbating on your lunch break in the women’s bathroom at the office and reading an erotica novel while lonesomely crying doesn’t make you pregnant. I could be wrong though, I slept through most of high school biology.

^^^^^^^^^^^

forthedeafandthemute:

sinkinlikestones:

sexygreencardigan:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

GROSS

Last time I checked masturbating on your lunch break in the women’s bathroom at the office and reading an erotica novel while lonesomely crying doesn’t make you pregnant. I could be wrong though, I slept through most of high school biology.

^^^^^^^^^^^

forthedeafandthemute:

Lol, what an angry Mandril. 

forthedeafandthemute:

Lol, what an angry Mandril. 

forthedeafandthemute:

Reblogging for the bottom picture only. 

Also, isn’t prom usually around May?

forthedeafandthemute:

Oh man…oh man…this is perfect.

This year for Halloween I&#8217;m being Tank Girl, next year I&#8217;ll be Monk, but the year after that&#8230; I&#8217;m being a wearwolf.

forthedeafandthemute:

Oh man…oh man…this is perfect.

This year for Halloween I’m being Tank Girl, next year I’ll be Monk, but the year after that… I’m being a wearwolf.

This is fucking hysterical.

Jensen Ackles

solitaryconfinment:

I found a movie called “Ten Inch Hero” and Jensen Ackles is in it and he looks like this.

And he’s fucking beautiful and I love him.

illegalities:

Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities!

Seriously, my summer school professor. Gives me nothing but positive feedback, uses very encouraging words, 45/50 points, sometimes 47/50.

illegalities:

Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities!

Seriously, my summer school professor. Gives me nothing but positive feedback, uses very encouraging words, 45/50 points, sometimes 47/50.

LCD. fail.