Appreciate.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
GROSS
Last time I checked masturbating on your lunch break in the women’s bathroom at the office and reading an erotica novel while lonesomely crying doesn’t make you pregnant. I could be wrong though, I slept through most of high school biology.
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Oh man…oh man…this is perfect.
This year for Halloween I’m being Tank Girl, next year I’ll be Monk, but the year after that… I’m being a wearwolf.
I found a movie called “Ten Inch Hero” and Jensen Ackles is in it and he looks like this.
And he’s fucking beautiful and I love him.
Seriously, my summer school professor. Gives me nothing but positive feedback, uses very encouraging words, 45/50 points, sometimes 47/50.










