An apple a day keeps bad sex away.
Things like this make me giggle.
Every movie you love ruined by Nic Cage.
Found these pictures on google. I’m dying.
So while Ben and I were in the Czech Republic we found an SD card on the ground outside one of the castles. We just now got around to loading it onto the computer…
Needless to say the above is what Russian teens do in their spare time.
"I’m going to start my own company selling condoms and caskets. The slogan will be we’ve got you covered whether your cumming or going."
The Chicken Ranch Prostitutes Documentary
"I need to fix my breasts-for my health-so I don’t wake up when I’m 72, put a revolver to my temple, and shoot myself because I can’t feed my cats."
The Michael Cain impression, oh my god.
My mom got my sister a Macbook for her birthday and asked me to draw something for her background… Viola! :D