heckitygirl:

i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great

I despise most drunk girls in general. Can’t help it. Don’t like females.

One time I walked into the bathroom to hear this girl wearing shorts that were at least a size too small (and she was skinny, so don’t assume I’m bashing on those overweight here. She was probably wearing kids shorts) she was saying that she buys her shorts too small because they make her vagina look good.

I’m sorry but…. what the fuck? First of all, most men don’t check out your vagina unless you’re in your underwear, and probably at home, or someplace they can take them off. Second, most men check out your ass when you wear tight shorts, and those shorts made her ass look like it was crushed and trying to escape.

Just sayin, some drunk people are fuckin idiots.

The one time I actually wrote drunk it was fucking brilliant.
I believe I compared the faces of clocks to the faces of lovers. Too bad my ex has it. :(

The one time I actually wrote drunk it was fucking brilliant.

I believe I compared the faces of clocks to the faces of lovers. Too bad my ex has it. :(

lucabrandnew:

A bar named all their drinks after Brand New Songs<3333

lucabrandnew:

A bar named all their drinks after Brand New Songs<3333

rulesofthirds:

saturday night

rulesofthirds:

saturday night

berryk:

jordanmohler:

How it feels to be a designated driver.

truth.

berryk:

jordanmohler:

How it feels to be a designated driver.




truth.

from92til:

Drunktography. The inside of a beer bottle.

from92til:

Drunktography. The inside of a beer bottle.