“It wasn’t radioactive,” the doctor said. “It was a Brown Recluse spider.”
“Fuck that.” I said. “My spidey sense is tingling!”
“That’s nerve damage.” he said
”I think you should make like a tree and just stand there while I go get my chainsaw.”
-A Softer World = Beauty
Definitely one of my favorites.
“One Bloody Thing After Another” by Joey Comeau
Seriously all of you read this. You can probably do it in one sitting. Unless you have ADD, and even then, it’s pretty damn amusing
I really want these, but I cannot afford to indulge in such things as these :(
No matter how lovely they are.
“Since my orgasm I forget faces and confuse words, but I can head injury now. So, fifty-fifty?”