I am going to write the fourth 50 Shades of Grey book

and base it off my first relationship.

and I will title it 50 Shades of Wrong.

………

edit: notsoup replied to your postI am going to write the fourth 50 Shades of Grey book

And it would probably fly off the shelves. Then you’ll go on Oprah and she will ask about why you wrote the book and you’ll sit there and make fart sounds with your mouth and shrug. But everyone will get a car so it will be the best day ever.

Yes. Exactly. Someday.

  1. tominomicon said: And it would probably fly off the shelves. Then you’ll go on Oprah and she will ask about why you wrote the book and you’ll sit there and make fart sounds with your mouth and shrug. But everyone will get a car so it will be the best day ever.
  2. sinkinlikestones posted this